NIKEN (Notwithstanding Incoherent Knowledge Equivalent Nonsense)
CEO: “Honorable friends, as you are well aware, the final quarter is arriving and we must provide the shareholders with lucrative prospects and futuristic Technogidigadget innovations...”
CFO: “All is pretty much satisfying... accept for the fact that we are currently stuck with a shitload of MT spare parts since as you may recall, SOMEONE just wanted to sell new low cost reliable budget motorcycles at the expense of producing bat crazy full faring Super sport motorcycles with no ABS and traction control... Just saying...”.
CEO: “Nag, nag... Have I mention that the Christmas holiday bonuses and the company cruise depends on the outcome of our effort ?!!
Ahhhh! Fuc’it!... How about we just do what we did last time... you remember - What did we call it? The TRY something. We tried it and it sort of worked? right?!!”
CFO: “Sure thing! and we can add in SOME disc break systems, Tyers and additional spare ATV parts as well! Great thinking boss!”
CMO + Chief Designer + Head of R&D: “Eh...”.
CEO: “For crying out loud! Not this shit again! Think of something! - OR ELSE!”
And the rest is history
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